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He’s a gleek.
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arent they adorable?
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I love Sheldon
Leonard: What are you doing?Sheldon: Every Saturday since we’ve lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter-cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who.Leonard: Penny’s still sleeping.Sheldon: Every Saturday since we’ve lived in this apartment…Leonard: You have a TV in your room, why don’t you just have breakfast in bed?Sheldon: Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother’s Day. -
Leonard: Are you suggesting that if we let Penny stay, we might succumb to cannibalism?Sheldon: No one ever thinks it’ll happen until it does.Leonard: Penny, if you promise not to chew the flesh off our bones while we sleep, you can stay.Penny: What?
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This was epic.
Penny: I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.Penny: (puzzled) Participate in the what? -
Penny: I once got a pretty big honor in high school, and I was terrified about appearing in front of a big crowd, but I went through with it, and you know what? The world looked pretty darn good sitting on a haystack in the back of a Ford F-150 as a member of the corn queen's court.Sheldon: Thank you. I'll bear that in mind if I'm ever nomianted for the hillbilly peace prize.
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